Actress Liv Tyler lives in a lovely brownstone in Manhattan, made lovelier horrifying by a Linda Blair Exorcist doll that hangs on a swing outside the home. Why would Liv do this to us? Why would Liv do this to her beautiful house? Probably because Liv Tyler wants to scare the everliving shit out of you.
Yes, I understand Halloween is all about scary movies and spooky stuff but can we all agree to draw the line somewhere? And can that line be before you resort to this:
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. NO. TAKE IT DOWN.